Dumbass Test

Dumbass Test

Foul Speakers has developed a simple test to help you decide if you should believe what you read on the internet. The test involves one simple question. How you answer it determines whether or not you should believe what you read on the internet.

Are You a Dumbass?

A. Yes

B. No

C. I Don’t Know

What Your Answer Means:

A: If your answer is A then by all means believe what you read on the internet. You clearly have such a low opinion of yourself that you are incapable of competent thinking. You are the reason why IQ tests should be prerequisites for voting. You are a stupid person solely responsible for your own stupidity and its consequences. You are most likely hopeless, but capable of change if you decide to stop making stupid decisions. You should take your first step towards self improvement by deciding not to believe what you read on the internet.

B: If your answer is B then prove it be deciding not to believe what you read on the internet. You might not be able to get what you read out of your mind, but you can decide not to form conclusions based on it. You can consciously decide that an unverified accusation is nothing more than a possible subject for further investigation, but until then not worth your time. You can tell yourself not to let what is in the back of your mind motivate you in any meaningful way.

C: If your answer is C then you are most likely in denial about the correct answer being A or not aware of your own potential due to the correct answer being B. Take some time to reflect upon yourself and your action until you can answer this question conclusively.

Conclusion

There you have it. The Dumbass Test that everyone should take before deciding to believe anything they read on the internet. It is a good test because even if someone is a dumbass they are naturally inclined not to categorize themselves as such. Since most people do not wish to be a dumbass they should find enough self motivation to show the world that they are not dumbasses by consciously deciding not to believe what they read online unless they investigate the matter beyond face value.

4 Comments

  1. This totally apply’s to Michelle Hughs Corner from Tucson Arizona. She manipulated Tim to marry her. She’s a dumn ass cuz. Evreyone know’s it. That he said yes to marrying her. They got married at City Hall. And there Honeymoon was this. Her Tim playing his shoot em up games. And Michelle doing the sane thing she does today. Sit and wait.

     
    • You’re just jealous because Tim wouldn’t say yes to you. You keep saying the same bullshit over and over again about Michelle and Tim, so it must be true. You’re jealous, because he chose her, over you. What the fuck would he want with you? You fat, bloated Sea Hag! 🧙‍♀️

      Oh you’re just brilliant! 🙄 You done hijacked the dumbass test and made it and made it about you and your hate campaign against Michelle. I hope the moderators find this and ban your IP address from posting on here. You’re a menacing cow and an annoying pest!

       
      • Song sung blue
        Everybody knows one
        Song sung blue
        Every garden grows one
        Me and you are subject to the blues now and then
        But when you take the blues and make a song
        You sing them out again
        Sing them out again
        Song sung blue
        Weeping like a willow
        Song sung blue
        Sleeping on my pillow
        Funny thing, but you can sing it with a cry in your voice
        And before you know, it get to feeling good
        You simply got no choice
        Me and you are subject to the blues now and then
        But when you take the blues and make a song
        You sing them out again
        Song sung blue
        Weeping like a willow
        Song sung blue
        Sleeping on my pillow
        Funny thing, but you can sing it with a cry in your voice
        And before you know, it started feeling good
        You simply got no choice
        Song sung blue
        Song sung blue
        Funny thing, but you can sing it with a cry in your voice

         

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